I've had a pretty tiring weekend with the girls and after deciding that I was going to allow myself to eat chocolate on the weekend, I probably ate a little more than I shoulda
(but still way less than I used to....high five!)
And it's all good, ....buuuuut the extra sugar messed with my ability to sleep! Can you believe that?? (Stupid sugar why are you so delicious!)
I was laying in bed all night Saturday night thinking.....
"go to sleep....why can't I go to sleep....(singing)cos I knew you were trouble when you walked in....stop that.....go to sleep.....go to sleep....(singing)trouble trouble trouble....stupid Taylor Swift get outta my head....I wonder if Monkey's fast alseep......why did I buy her that Taylor Swift album......go to sleep.....wonder if all those fires are controlled....maybe we should have an evacuation plan.....go to sleep"
That was how it went all night until about 5am when I finally fall asleep. Then had the weirdest dream that confirmed one thing to me......I am a very very VERY bad parent!
Say what? You heard me.....
I had this dream that a volcano was under our house (that's not even the weird part of the dream), and Monkey and I were sitting on my bed with the computer and we could see lava through cracks in the mattress (getting weirder) and we were all like "hey check this out, how cool is that". Then suddenly I'm in the living room and I look up the hall and the house is melting into the lava. So I realise Monkey is in my bedroom (which magically is still intact even with all the lava under the bed and all) and I run outside to the window.....instead of grabbing Monkey and running......I am yelling...
SAVE MY COMPUTER
Seriously?? Save my computer?? What the hay is wrong with me?? Let's not worry about poor Monkey, the love of my life running around in all the melty lava....let's just make sure you have the computer!
Yep so, it's official.....I think we can all agree on two things...
1. I love my computer just a little more than the average Joe, and
2. I DO NOT deserve to be a mother!
Leave your computer with me anytime, I'll keep it nice and safe, but I can't guarantee the same for your children!
On that note.....I think I should leave before child protection starts knockin' down my door!
Happy Monday everyone!
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that made me laugh out loud hahaa! i mean, monkey has legs, and your computer does not, so.. you have to admit, it was completely rational plan! ;)
ReplyDeleteSee now I must've thought that subconsciously Chelsea! lol
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